Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Acceptable Protests

Write searing essay on inadequacy of rape response. Print out copies, place in empty glass bottles, throw into ocean.

Protest treatment of minorities with series of coded blinks during playing of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'

Make sure everyone knows that, until homelessness is substantially reduced, your boycott of Fabergé eggs will continue unabated.

To register proper distaste for the horrors of war, quietly whisper "He had a family" into headset after each sweet-ass kill during 'Call of Duty.'

Loudly and prominently exercise your constitutionally protected rights to free speech, right to peaceable assembly and right to petition the government for a redress of grievances. (Whites only, please.)