Friday, August 19, 2016

Common Complaints About Millennial Supervillains

Care more about experiences — like blowing up White House — than material things.

Too quick to move in with parents, disintegrate them with some sort of a ray gun

Mock older villains' hashtags, like #loweringbatmanintosharktank,  #tellingbatmanmyevilplan, #ohnobatmanescapsedsomehow

Will not explain what 'Netflix and chill' means, no matter how often they're asked
Would rather post selfies with planet-destroying robot than actually destroy the planet