Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Changes Made For The Movie of 50 Shades of Grey


1) Story now set at school for wizards

2) During steamy sex scene in Christian Grey's car, characters frequently comment on the roominess and surprisingly good milage of the 2014 Toyota 4Runner

3) Hilarious animated ball gag (voiced by John Ratzenberger)

4) Film will include a 17-minute monologue on the benefits of purchasing Chinese products.

5) I dunno, Ben Affleck as Batman, I guess?