Sunday, October 2, 2011

Fairy Tales

Pictures from the upcoming film "Snow White and the Huntsman" have raised some eyebrows because they include large-scale battle scenes. What other changes can you expect in upcoming big-screen adaptations of fairy tales?

1) Cinderella to be woken not by a kiss from a prince, but by a totally-slammin' serving of Red Bull given to her by X-Games champion Shaun White.

2) Through magic of digital editing, all Seven Dwarves will be played by Snooki.

3) In a new, thrilling ending, Rapunzel blows up the tower that once held her. In final shot, she walks away from explosion in slow motion and doesn't look back.

4) Tale of Rumpelstiltskin periodically interrupted by commercials for gold exchange featuring Glenn Beck.

5) Hansel and Gretel re-imagined as pair of brother-sister assassins. To find their way home, they leave a trail ... OF CARNAGE!